If i agreed with you we would both be wrong

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. You do not need a parachute to skydive.

If i agreed with you we would both be wrong

You only need a parachute to skydive twice. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

If i agreed with you we would both be wrong

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever. A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it. If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child? WakeUpAmerica Sep 20, Hee hee hee. I was clicking on the wrong link. Kevin Sep 21, Syrin Sep 21, Syrin Sep 23, You are commenting using your WordPress. You are commenting using your Google.

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If i agreed with you we would both be wrong

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He was a great warrior, as handsome in life as he was centuries after his death. He had the strength, the stamina, and the wives of a hundred men. His legacy is stained only by facts. But for now, remember Paraprosdokian — in ancient Greece as here today he is a figure of renown, and speech. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax.

For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists. Some paraprosdokians not only change the meaning of an early phrase, but also play on the double meaning of a particular word, creating a syllepsis. Share this: Twitter Facebook. Like this: Like Loading Leave a Reply Cancel reply comment here Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:.

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If i agreed with you we would both be wrong

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